User Profile

I never really enjoyed summing myself up because there is always some silly shred of information that I forget to include and it just bugs the hell out of me. I am also what the french call "lazy" so I probably will end up never update this. I enjoy light dinners, all natural prefferably, long walks on the beach, and making up false LiveJournal autobiographies. My place of residence; Austin, Texas, northern part. Its a pretty interesting town, which many people would know if they watched the Real world austin, and yes, we will punch you in the face if you disrespect us. Trust me... I have brown hair (in most places) and I try to keep it short (in all). Video games, can never forget those. I enjoy a game that has you sitting on the edge of your seat and makes you not want to get up to go to the restroom even after several shots of espresso. Hetero-sexual, sorry mr. internet predator. I'm always constantly trying to stay in shape, even though I'm lazy doesn't mean I don't need ripped pec and abs. Flex. I'm what you would call an exhibitionist, which means I like to show off my body... all of it, even if its not all that attractive. I enjoy the simpler things in my life, dogs, mufflers, pens, and even the intangible things, love, happiness, regret, strippers. I try to not take things for granted but sometimes you just don't know you are doing it, I like to appreciate the things that do things for us and keep us in a constant homeostasis. Some people would like to call me smart, while others just call me a smart ass, both of which I'm cool with. My humor; dry, with a side of vodka.

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